The epic 2007 vintage produced some of the best Sonoma Coast Pinot Noir grapes in recent history and winemaking legend, Ted Lemmon, has put the “L” in these truly chronic Pinots. If you were intelligent enough to get some of the 2006 Chronicles you’ll understand the greatness of these wines. As for the rest of you dumbfucks, you’ll just have to take a leap of faith (not quite as severe as a suicide bomber) and hook yourself up with a few of these explosive wines. The Chronicle wines will mercilessly kill the rest of your Pinots as they invade, take over, and control your cellar, palate, and every thought. For a modest price you can score some of California’s best Pinot, and you don’t even need a Chronic card from your “doctor”. It’s bright, lively, and complex with strawberry, spice, clove, cherry cola, and mineral wrapped together by a thin layer of French oak. It’s so good that we might just call you and ask you why the hell you waste your time reading this stupid letter without ordering these wines. Either way, we’ll talk to you soon.