Maybe you’re a big hitter, like Manny Ramirez or Tommy Chong. Whether you’re hitting bunts or smoking blunts, this wine is big league chew no matter how you look at it. And it won’t shrink your balls or make you retarded. This extra-strength Pinot gushes with seriously bold flavors of strawberry jam, brambleberry, and black cherry, all framed up in toasted French oak. It’s built to age but can be statutorily consumed if you are a sick and impatient Pinotphile. Give it time to open up when you crack it or you won’t receive the full blessing. It would be like the priest missing your baby’s head with the water or like Jerry Garcia screwing up Franklins Tower. So let the damn thing breath a little. It’s big, intense, concentrated, and perfectly balanced for a Pinot of this weight. Pairs perfect with anything of chronic quality.